Difference Jokes

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?

A microwave stops when you open the door.

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to put information into a computer once.

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost?

Casper can go through walls.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds.

What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?

45 minutes.

Why is a man different from a computer?

You only have to tell the computer once.

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