Marriage jokes

47 jokes about marriages

What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?

At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.

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There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her.

They got married, and now he is going through hell.

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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does'nt.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

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What is the difference between marriage and death?

Dead people are free.

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What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?


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