Marriage jokes

51 jokes about marriages


What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?

At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.

43     improvement jokes

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does'nt.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

40     Short jokes

What is the difference between marriage and death?

Dead people are free.

37     death jokes

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her.

They got married, and now he is going through hell.

30     lover jokes

What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?


35     blonde jokes

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