Marriage jokes
51 jokes about marriages
What's the
difference
between a marriage and a
mental
hospital
?
At a mental hospital you have to show
improvement
to get out.
38
improvement jokes
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does'nt.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
40
Short jokes
What is the difference between marriage and
death
?
Dead people are
free
.
33
death jokes
What's the
disease
that paralyzes
blondes
below the waist?
Marriage.
31
blonde jokes
Why do
men
ask for a
woman
's
hand
in marriage?
Because they are tired of using their own.
54
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