Marriage jokes

What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital?

At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he does'nt.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

What is the difference between marriage and death?

Dead people are free.

What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?

Marriage.

Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

Because they are tired of using their own.