Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
to get started, emit foul odors
, and don't work half the time.
What's the difference
between a new husband and a new dog
1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing
so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"