Husband jokes

53 jokes about husbands


Husband: "Want a quickie?"

Wife: "As opposed to what?"

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My husband said he wanted more space.

So I locked him outside.

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Why are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.

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What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?

Miss her. Pity her.

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I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"

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