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Husband: "Want a quickie?"

Wife: "As opposed to what?"

74    

caveman,food

My husband said he wanted more space.

So I locked him outside.

57    

caveman,television

Why are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.

39    

caveman,television

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.

30    

businessman:3

I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"

52    

businessman:2

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