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Husband: "Want a quickie?"

Wife: "As opposed to what?"

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man,calling

My husband said he wanted more space.

So I locked him outside.

53    

businessman:3

What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?

Miss her. Pity her.

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businessman:3

Why are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.

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caveman,food

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.

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man,calling



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