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Husband: "Want a quickie?"

Wife: "As opposed to what?"

66     wife jokes


My husband said he wanted more space.

So I locked him outside.

45     space jokes


Why are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.

30     lawn mower jokes


I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"

47     fishing jokes


What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.

39     dog jokes






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