54 jokes about husbands
Husband: "Want a quickie?"60 → Joke
Wife: "As opposed to what?"
My husband said he wanted more space.52 → Joke
So I locked him outside.
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?35 → Joke
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.
Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week?36 → Joke
Because the text on the diapers package said '18-40 lbs'.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?39 → Joke
1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.