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Husband: "Want a quickie?"

Wife: "As opposed to what?"

68     → Joke


My husband said he wanted more space.

So I locked him outside.

56     → Joke


Why are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.

39     → Joke


What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.

34     → Joke


Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week?

Because the text on the diapers package said '18-40 lbs'.

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