Husband jokes

65 jokes about husbands



Husband: "Want a quickie?"

Wife: "As opposed to what?"

42     wife jokes

My husband said he wanted more space.

So I locked him outside.

36     space jokes

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.

30     dog jokes

Why are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.

24     lawn mower jokes

I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"

36     fishing jokes

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