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Husband jokes

52 jokes about husbands


Husband: "Want a quickie?"

Wife: "As opposed to what?"

86     1

caveman,food

My husband said he wanted more space.

So I locked him outside.

46     6

caveman,television

What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?

Miss her. Pity her.

35     5

businessman:3

Why are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.

31     2

businessman:3

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."

7     4

man,calling



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