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Husband: "Want a quickie?"

Wife: "As opposed to what?"

88    

caveman,food

My husband said he wanted more space.

So I locked him outside.

50    

man,calling

What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?

Miss her. Pity her.

35    

man,calling

Why are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time.

33    

caveman,food

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."

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caveman,television



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