Wife jokes
98 jokes about wives
Husband
: "Want a
quickie
?"
Wife: "As opposed to what?"
50
husband jokes
If your
dog
is barking at the back
door
and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course ... at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
39
dog jokes
A
man
inserted an
advertisement
in the
classifieds
"Wife Wanted".
The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading the same thing: "You can have mine."
38
man jokes
If your wife and your
lawyer
were
drowning
and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to the
cinema
?
45
lawyer jokes
What do you instantly know about a
well-dressed
man
?
His wife is good at picking out
clothes
.
29
clothes jokes
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