: "Want a quickie?"
Wife: "As opposed to what?"
If your dog
is barking at the back door
and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course ... at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks.25
After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders another double martini.
After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders another one.
The bartender says: "Look, buddy, I'll bring you martini's all night long - but you got to tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."
The customer replies: "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I will know it's time to go home!"
inserted an advertisement
in the classifieds
The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading the same thing: "You can have mine."
was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
When the kids
are in college