58 jokes about dogs
63 idiot jokes
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot
dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
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33 door jokes
If your dog is barking at the back door
and your wife
is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course ... at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
21 leg jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs
It doesn't matter, he won't come
24 blind jokes
A blind man
and his seeing eye dog walked into a store
. When he gets in, he starts swinging his dog around.
Upset by this, the manager
of the store demanded to know what he was doing.
The blind man calmly replied, "I'm just lookin' around."
16 man jokesNext page Jokesdog sayings
Why were men
given larger brains
1) So they wouldn't hump women
's legs at cocktail parties.
2) So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.