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26 jokes about dogs


What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway.

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dog

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

Now read without the word dog.

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mastiffs

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The Dog of course ... at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

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german shepard

What's the difference between a dog howling on the back porch, and a woman howling on the front porch?

The dog shuts up when you let it in.

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dog,bulldog

mastiffs
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?

1) So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
2) So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.

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