57 jokes about dogs
76 idiot jokes
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot
dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!
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39 door jokes
If your dog is barking at the back door
and your wife
is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course ... at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
23 leg jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs
It doesn't matter, he won't come
30 blind jokes
One day, a blind
man and his dog are walking down a street, they come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic
zooming by on the street, leads the blind man out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.
The blind man and his dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie
out of his coat pocket, and offers it to the dog.
A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"
The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass
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A blind man
and his seeing eye dog walked into a store
. When he gets in, he starts swinging his dog around.
Upset by this, the manager
of the store demanded to know what he was doing.
The blind man calmly replied, "I'm just lookin' around."