122 jokes about work
, who had lost contact for many years, were catching up with each other. One asked, "So, you've got your own company
, huh? How lucky!" The other replied, "Just a small one, nothing to be proud of."
Disbelieving, the first queried, "Small? How many people work in your company?"
The other sadly answered, "About half of them."
A young man
was hired by a supermarket
and reported for his first day of work. The manager
greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, then gave him a broom
"Son, your first job
will be to sweep out the store."
"But I'm a college
graduate," the young man replied indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realise that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how."
THIS HEADQUARTERS REQUIRES NO PHYSICAL FITNESS
PROGRAM. Everyone here gets enough exercise
1) Jumping to conclusions.
2) Flying off the handle.
3) Carrying things too far.
4) Dodging responsibilities and
5) Pushing their luck.