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Two friends, who had lost contact for many years, were catching up with each other. One asked, "So, you've got your own company, huh? How lucky!" The other replied, "Just a small one, nothing to be proud of."

Disbelieving, the first queried, "Small? How many people work in your company?"

The other sadly answered, "About half of them."

22     friend jokes


What does a blonde do with her asshole in the morning?

Pack his lunch and send him to work.

32     blonde jokes


A young man was hired by a supermarket and reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, then gave him a broom and said,

"Son, your first job will be to sweep out the store."

"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realise that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how."

37     supermarket jokes


What do you call a woman who works as hard as a man?

Lazy.

41     woman jokes


How do you get your dishwasher to work?

Slap her!

32     dishwasher jokes






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