Short jokes


Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!

3     Cannibal Jokes    

Yo momma is so stupid she can't pass a blood test.

5     Yo Momma Jokes    

Why do high school choruses travel so often?

Keeps assassins guessing.

2     Assassin Jokes    

Yo momma is so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

3     Yo Momma Jokes    

Why can't a bike stand up for itself?

Because it's two tired.

1     Bike Jokes    

Drag me, drop me - treat me like an object.

3     Computer Jokes    

What is the best way to get to Paradise?

Turn right and go straight.

14     Paradise Jokes    

If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.

4     Noah Jokes    

Final philosophy exam:

Is this a question?
If this is an answer!

10     Question Jokes    

Yo momma is so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookiee.

6     Yo Momma Jokes    

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