Short jokes


Yo momma is so fat. She has to iron her pants on the driveway.

7     yo momma jokes

What's a bees favourite flower?

A bee-gonias!

0     bee jokes

Chuck Norris does not take showers, he just takes bloodbaths.

9     Chuck Norris jokes

Yo momma has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail!

4     yo momma jokes

Yo momma is so fat. She sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

18     fat jokes

Where does a peacock go when it loses its tail?

Into a re-tail store!

2     peacock jokes

Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

18     shark jokes

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut.

3     squirrel jokes

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

47     woman jokes

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's First Movement.

17     Ludwig van Beethoven jokes

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