Short jokes


What type of bees produce milk?


7     boob jokes

Linux - the ideal operating system for CPUs that are never powered up.

5     linux jokes

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Bunny farts!

4     fart jokes

Why did the ant fall off the toilet bowl?

He got pissed off.

2     ant jokes

What starts with a T, ends with a T, and is full of T?

A teapot.

5     tee jokes

What kind of bird can carry the most weight?

The crane!

3     crane jokes

Yo momma is so fat, she has her own area code.

21     yo momma jokes

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Sir Cumference!

3     circumferences jokes

Yo momma is so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

37     fat jokes

Yo momma is so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

23     yo momma jokes

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