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What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?

Castrated.

35     → Joke


"Tell me a bedtime story."

"Fuck you."

"That's my favourite."

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the Shell Station!

3     → Joke


What is the best way to get to Paradise?

Turn right and go straight.

11     → Joke


Proposal

Why was the stadium cold?

Because it was full of fans!

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