Short jokes


What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

An airbag.

9     blonde jokes

What's the first rule of scuba diving?

Don't fart in your wetsuit.

6     farting jokes

How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin.

5     music jokes

What games do elephants play with ants?


1     elephant jokes

Teacher: "Who designed Noah's ark?"

Pupil: "An ark-itect!"

0     pupil jokes

In a world without walls and fences - who needs Windows and Gates?

19     windows jokes

Yo momma is so dark, that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

3     yo momma jokes

Linux - the ideal operating system for CPUs that are never powered up.

5     linux jokes

Yo momma is so greasy, she sweats Crisco!

3     yo momma jokes

What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?


151     sex jokes

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