Short jokes


Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

2     birth control jokes

Yo momma is so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookiee.

3     yo momma jokes

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer!

10     bulldozer jokes

What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?


161     sex jokes

God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said "Say Please".

22     Chuck Norris jokes

Why is Diana like a mobile phone?

They both die in tunnels!

27     Princess Diana jokes

Yo momma is so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

35     fat jokes

My husband said he wanted more space.

So I locked him outside.

45     husband jokes

Yo momma is so dark, that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

2     yo momma jokes


Which branch of the military do babies join?

The infantry!

2     Jokes

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