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Why is Diana like a mobile phone?

They both die in tunnels!

27     Princess Diana jokes


The two most common things in universe are hydrogen and bureaucracy.

8     bureaucracy jokes


Linux - the ideal operating system for CPUs that are never powered up.

5     linux jokes


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What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

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What's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?

Vibrato.

5     washing machine jokes


Yo momma is so fat, she uses a mattress as a tampon.

5     yo momma jokes


Yo momma is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

6     yo momma jokes


"Don't forget you are what you eat."

"I need to eat a skinny person."

6     eating jokes


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Yo momma is so ugly she made an onion cry.

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What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

12     sheep jokes





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