Short jokes


What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?


52     blonde jokes

Yo momma is so fat, she has her own area code.

18     yo momma jokes

What do you call a leper in a bath?


0     leper jokes

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

16     prisoner jokes

If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.

2     noah jokes

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

2     birth control jokes

Yo momma is so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.

11     yo momma jokes

How does a blonde kill a fish?

She drowns it ...

23     blonde jokes

Why are men like laxatives?

They can irritate the shit out of you.

30     man jokes

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An eleph-ant!

5     ant jokes

More short jokes