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Yo momma is so fat. She doesn't have a waistline - she has a landscape.

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Teacher: "Simon, can you spell your name backwards?"

Simon: "No Mis!"

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow?

Roost beef!

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Yo momma is so fat, she needs planning permission to sit down.

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Yo momma is so dark, that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

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