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What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?

An airbag.

9     blonde jokes


What's the first rule of scuba diving?

Don't fart in your wetsuit.

6     farting jokes


How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin.

5     music jokes


What games do elephants play with ants?

Squash!

1     elephant jokes


Teacher: "Who designed Noah's ark?"

Pupil: "An ark-itect!"

0     pupil jokes


In a world without walls and fences - who needs Windows and Gates?

19     windows jokes


Yo momma is so dark, that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

3     yo momma jokes


Linux - the ideal operating system for CPUs that are never powered up.

5     linux jokes


Yo momma is so greasy, she sweats Crisco!

3     yo momma jokes


What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?

Sex.

151     sex jokes





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