Short jokes


What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey!

3     bee jokes

What is the thinnest book in the world?

"What men know about women."

35     woman jokes

How do men sort their laundry?

"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".

6     man jokes

What is the range of a Viola?

As far as you can kick it.

4     viola jokes

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

5     Chuck Norris jokes

What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?


166     sex jokes

Unix *is* user friendly. It's just selective about who its friends are.

15     unix jokes

How do you make Lady Gaga cry?

Poke her face!

2     lady gaga jokes

What did the confused bee say?

To bee or not to bee!

4     bee jokes

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence - a life sentence.

13     marriage jokes

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