Short jokes


What kind of bees make milk?


43     bee jokes


Yo momma is so ugly she made an onion cry.

6     Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?

A carrot!

6     carrot jokes

In a world without walls and fences - who needs Windows and Gates?

19     windows jokes

My husband said he wanted more space.

So I locked him outside.

36     husband jokes

What was the last thing Dodi said to Diana?

"You look smashing!"

19     Princess Diana jokes

Husband: "Want a quickie?"

Wife: "As opposed to what?"

42     husband jokes

Yo momma is so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness.

6     ugly jokes

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Sir Cumference!

3     circumferences jokes

What's the difference between government bonds and men?

Bonds mature.

14     man jokes

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