Short jokes


What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

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Yo momma is so ugly she made an onion cry.

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"Mommy, Mommy! When is the pool going to be ready?"

"Shut up and spit!"

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Yo momma's glasses are so thick, she can see into the future.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.

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