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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant.

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Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?

Yes, your bladder.

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A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club.

Police are looking into it.

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How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

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What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind as it hits the windshield?

His ass.

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