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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant.

52     blonde jokes


Yo momma is so fat, she has her own area code.

18     yo momma jokes


What do you call a leper in a bath?

Stew.

0     leper jokes


What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

16     prisoner jokes


If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.

2     noah jokes


Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

2     birth control jokes


Yo momma is so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.

11     yo momma jokes


How does a blonde kill a fish?

She drowns it ...

23     blonde jokes


Why are men like laxatives?

They can irritate the shit out of you.

30     man jokes


What is the biggest ant in the world?

An eleph-ant!

5     ant jokes





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