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Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!

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Yo momma is so stupid she can't pass a blood test.

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Why do high school choruses travel so often?

Keeps assassins guessing.

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Yo momma is so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

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Why can't a bike stand up for itself?

Because it's two tired.

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Drag me, drop me - treat me like an object.

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What is the best way to get to Paradise?

Turn right and go straight.

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If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.

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Final philosophy exam:

Is this a question?
If this is an answer!

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Yo momma is so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookiee.

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