Short jokes


How do crazy people go through the forest?

They take the psycho path.

21     forest jokes

To err is human; effective mayhem requires the root password!

8     human jokes

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

24     lawyer jokes

Drag me, drop me - treat me like an object.

3     computer jokes

What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?

Kermit's Finger.

24     kermit jokes


We always hold hands on walks. If I let go of, she shops.

2     Jokes

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

12     God jokes

Yo momma is so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

8     yo momma jokes

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

2     birth control jokes

Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

10     woman jokes

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