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Who is the greatest baby-sitter mentioned in the Bible?

David - He rocked Goliath to sleep.

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Damn!

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How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Tell her drinks are on the house.

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

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