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What kind of pliers do you use in arithmetic?

Multipliers!

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Why is Diana like a mobile phone?

They both die in tunnels!

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What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?

Castrated.

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caveman,television

Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

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shark

Proposal

Teacher: "Simon, can you spell your name backwards?"

Simon: "No Mis!"

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