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How do crazy people go through the forest?

They take the psycho path.

21     forest jokes


To err is human; effective mayhem requires the root password!

8     human jokes


How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

24     lawyer jokes


Drag me, drop me - treat me like an object.

3     computer jokes


What's green, slimy and smells like Miss Piggy?

Kermit's Finger.

24     kermit jokes


Proposal

We always hold hands on walks. If I let go of, she shops.

2     Jokes


What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

12     God jokes


Yo momma is so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

8     yo momma jokes


Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

2     birth control jokes


Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

10     woman jokes





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