Short jokes


Why is Diana like a mobile phone?

They both die in tunnels!

27     Princess Diana jokes

The two most common things in universe are hydrogen and bureaucracy.

8     bureaucracy jokes

Linux - the ideal operating system for CPUs that are never powered up.

5     linux jokes


What do you call a man with half a brain?


4     Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and a violist?


5     washing machine jokes

Yo momma is so fat, she uses a mattress as a tampon.

5     yo momma jokes

Yo momma is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

6     yo momma jokes

"Don't forget you are what you eat."

"I need to eat a skinny person."

6     eating jokes


Yo momma is so ugly she made an onion cry.

6     Jokes

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

12     sheep jokes

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