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Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

2     birth control jokes


Yo momma is so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookiee.

3     yo momma jokes


What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer!

10     bulldozer jokes


What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?

Sex.

161     sex jokes


God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said "Say Please".

22     Chuck Norris jokes


Why is Diana like a mobile phone?

They both die in tunnels!

27     Princess Diana jokes


Yo momma is so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.

35     fat jokes


My husband said he wanted more space.

So I locked him outside.

45     husband jokes


Yo momma is so dark, that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

2     yo momma jokes


Proposal

Which branch of the military do babies join?

The infantry!

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