Man jokes

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Why is a man like a snowstorm?

Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1) No mind.
2) No business.

What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?

The man.