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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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man,calling

What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?

The man.

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man,toilet

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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man,wheel barrow

Why is a man like a snowstorm?

Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.

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man,firecracker

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.

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man,weed

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