Man jokes

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?

The man.

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.

Why are men like laxatives?

They can irritate the shit out of you.

Why is a man like a snowstorm?

Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.