Man jokes

217 jokes about men



What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.

42     → Joke

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

37     → Joke

What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?

The man.

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Why are men like laxatives?

They can irritate the shit out of you.

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