Man jokes

What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?

The man.

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

Why are men like laxatives?

They can irritate the shit out of you.

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.