Man jokes

What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?

The man.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Why is a man like a snowstorm?

Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.

What is a man's idea of doing housework?

Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.