Man jokes

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?

The man.

Why are men like laxatives?

They can irritate the shit out of you.