Man jokes

228 jokes about men



What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?

The man.

24     penis jokes

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

32     woman jokes

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

30     breast jokes

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1) No mind.
2) No business.

30     business jokes

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?

So men can remember them.

30     blonde jokes

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