Man jokes

What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?

The man.

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.

Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?

So men can remember them.

What is a man's idea of doing housework?

Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.