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What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?

The man.

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man,proposing marriage

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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man,weed

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.

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businessman

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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man,wheel barrow:2

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1) No mind.
2) No business.

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businessman

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