God jokes

32 jokes about gods

What is the difference between God and a social worker?

God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.

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What did God say after creating Adam?

I can do better.

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Yo momma is so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

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Police Quote: "In God we trust, all others are suspects."

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In church, a pastor was leading the house in prayer. He said, "God, please protect your believers, and deliver us from sin."

Chuck Norris stood up and said, "What have you done for me lately?"

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