God jokes

79 jokes about gods


What did God say after creating Adam?

I can do better.

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What is the difference between God and a social worker?

God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.

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Yo momma is so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

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Why did God create man before woman?

He didn't want any advice!

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After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He decided to help.

He said "Adam, I've decided to make you a woman. She'll love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and understand you."

Adam said "Great! How much will she cost me?"

The answer came back, "An arm and a leg."

"Well," said Adam "what can I get for a rib?"

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