jokes4all.net

God jokes

80 jokes about gods



Search




What did God say after creating Adam?

I can do better.

46     → Joke


What is the difference between God and a social worker?

God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.

32     → Joke


Yo momma is so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

12     → Joke


After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He decided to help.

He said "Adam, I've decided to make you a woman. She'll love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and understand you."

Adam said "Great! How much will she cost me?"

The answer came back, "An arm and a leg."

"Well," said Adam "what can I get for a rib?"

21     → Joke


God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said "Say Please".

15     → Joke


Ad
Ad