God jokes

79 jokes about gods


What did God say after creating Adam?

I can do better.

44     Adam jokes

Yo momma is so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

25     yo momma jokes

What is the difference between God and a social worker?

God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.

25     social worker jokes

Why did God create man before woman?

He didn't want any advice!

11     advice jokes

God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said "Say Please".

23     Chuck Norris jokes

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