What do a coffin and a condom have in common?8 Condom Jokes
They're both filled with stiffs - except one's coming and one's going.
Father: "How do you like going to school?"0 School Jokes
Son: "The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!"
A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous babe nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says, "Hi, there, good looking'! How's it going'?"24 Lawyer Jokes
She, having already downed a few power drinks, turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said: "Listen! I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, front door, back door, it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat-ass love it!"
Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "No kidding! I'm a lawyer, too! What firm are you with?
A couple is going to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.46 Art Jokes
The wife asks: "What are you waiting for?"
The husband replies: "Autumn."
When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.'43 Funeral JokesNext page JokesGoing Sayings
They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.