Going - 104 jokes
5 condom jokes
What do a coffin
and a condom
have in common?
They're both filled with stiffs - except one's coming
and one's going.
0 school jokes
Father: "How do you like going to school
Son: "The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between
20 lawyer jokes
A guy walks into a bar
and sees a gorgeous babe nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says, "Hi, there, good looking'! How's it going'?"
She, having already downed a few power drinks, turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said: "Listen! I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, front door, back door, it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college. I just flat-ass love it!"
Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "No kidding! I'm a lawyer
, too! What firm are you with?
54 funeral jokes
When I was younger I hated going to weddings
. It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.'
They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
12 story jokesNext page Jokesgoing sayings
What is the difference
aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8: You take her to bed
and tell her a story
At 18: You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28: You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38: She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48: She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58: You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68: If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78: What story? What bed? Who the hell are you?