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God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said "Say Please".

23     Chuck Norris jokes


How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Amish don't believe in light bulbs. God will provide light unto the world.

13     God jokes


How many ayatollahs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There were no light bulbs in the 12th century.

5     light bulb jokes


How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?

1) Two. One to change the light bulb and one to kill the other and take all the credit.

2) None. There is no honor in changing a light bulb, besides, a true warrior isn't afraid of the dark.

10     light bulb jokes


How many Ukrainians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Chernobyl, one just holds the bulb and it glows by itself.

17     light bulb jokes






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