Light jokes
90 jokes about light
God
said let there be light and Chuck
Norris
said "Say
Please
".
26
Chuck Norris jokes
How many
Amish
does it take to change a light
bulb
?
None. Amish don't believe in light bulbs.
God
will provide light unto the world.
13
God jokes
How many
ayatollahs
does it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs in the 12th
century
.
5
light bulb jokes
How many
Klingons
does it take to change a light
bulb
?
1) Two. One to change the light bulb and one to kill the other and take all the
credit
.
2) None. There is no
honor
in changing a light bulb, besides, a true
warrior
isn't afraid of the
dark
.
10
light bulb jokes
How many
Ukrainians
does it take to change a light bulb?
None. In
Chernobyl
, one just holds the bulb and it
glows
by itself.
17
light bulb jokes
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