Light Jokes
Top 50 Jokes about Light
How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Amish don't believe in light bulbs. God will provide light unto the world.
None. Amish don't believe in light bulbs. God will provide light unto the world.
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God Jokes How many ayatollahs does it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs in the 12th century.
None. There were no light bulbs in the 12th century.
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Light Bulb Jokes How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
1) Two. One to change the light bulb and one to kill the other and take all the credit.
2) None. There is no honor in changing a light bulb, besides, a true warrior isn't afraid of the dark.
1) Two. One to change the light bulb and one to kill the other and take all the credit.
2) None. There is no honor in changing a light bulb, besides, a true warrior isn't afraid of the dark.
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Light Bulb Jokes How many Ukrainians does it take to change a light bulb?
None. In Chernobyl, one just holds the bulb and it glows by itself.
None. In Chernobyl, one just holds the bulb and it glows by itself.
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