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299 jokes about sex


Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!

65     Short jokes

A girlfriend asked: "If my left leg was breakfast and my right leg was lunch what would you prefer"?

Boyfriend says: "Eating between meals!"

63     Short jokes

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time!

29     Short jokes

What have clouds and men got in common?

When they finally fuck off, it’s a very nice day!

31     man jokes

The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.

37     death jokes

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