Sex jokes

Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!

A girlfriend asked: "If my left leg was breakfast and my right leg was lunch what would you prefer"?

Boyfriend says: "Eating between meals!"

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time!

What have clouds and men got in common?

When they finally fuck off, it’s a very nice day!

The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.