284 jokes about sex
Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!107 → Joke
A girlfriend asked: "If my left leg was breakfast and my right leg was lunch what would you prefer"?85 → Joke
Boyfriend says: "Eating between meals!"
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?36 → Joke
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time!
36 → Joke
There are four kinds of sex:
HOUSE SEX: You and your spouse are newlyweds and you fuck
all over the house.BEDROOM
SEX: You and your spouse have been married for a few years, have settled down, and only fuck in the bedroom.
HALL SEX: You and your spouse have been married for fifteen years and say, "Fuck you!" when you pass in the hall.
COURTROOM SEX: You and your spouse have been married for twenty years, your spouse's lawyer
fucks you out of everything you've got.
57 → Joke
Pete and Mary were walking home from the pub
when Mary says: "I need a piss" an goes behind a bush and drops her knickers.
Feeling horny, Pete puts his hand through the bush and feels something dangling between Mary's legs. He says "have you changed sex?"
Mary says "no, I have changed my mind, I am having a shit
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