277 jokes about sex
Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!107 → Joke
A girlfriend asked: "If my left leg was breakfast and my right leg was lunch what would you prefer"?83 → Joke
Boyfriend says: "Eating between meals!"
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?41 → Joke
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time!
There are four kinds of sex:35 → Joke
HOUSE SEX: You and your spouse are newlyweds and you fuck all over the house.
BEDROOM SEX: You and your spouse have been married for a few years, have settled down, and only fuck in the bedroom.
HALL SEX: You and your spouse have been married for fifteen years and say, "Fuck you!" when you pass in the hall.
COURTROOM SEX: You and your spouse have been married for twenty years, your spouse's lawyer fucks you out of everything you've got.
Pete and Mary were walking home from the pub when Mary says: "I need a piss" an goes behind a bush and drops her knickers.53 → Joke
Feeling horny, Pete puts his hand through the bush and feels something dangling between Mary's legs. He says "have you changed sex?"
Mary says "no, I have changed my mind, I am having a shit!"
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