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Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!

91     Short jokes


A girlfriend asked: "If my left leg was breakfast and my right leg was lunch what would you prefer"?

Boyfriend says: "Eating between meals!"

85     Short jokes


Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time!

38     Short jokes


There are four kinds of sex:

HOUSE SEX: You and your spouse are newlyweds and you fuck all over the house.

BEDROOM SEX: You and your spouse have been married for a few years, have settled down, and only fuck in the bedroom.

HALL SEX: You and your spouse have been married for fifteen years and say, "Fuck you!" when you pass in the hall.

COURTROOM SEX: You and your spouse have been married for twenty years, your spouse's lawyer fucks you out of everything you've got.

34     lawyer jokes


What have clouds and men got in common?

When they finally fuck off, it’s a very nice day!

42     man jokes






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