42 jokes about roads
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?9 → Joke
Because chickens didn't exist yet.
What's the difference between a dead skunk on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?11 → Joke
There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
Why did the Princess cross the road?16 → Joke
Because she wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was trying to run away from Chuck Norris.5 → Joke
Why did the blonde cross the road?49 → Joke
Forget the road, what the hell was she doing out of the bedroom!?