Road jokes

36 jokes about roads


What's the difference between a dead skunk on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was trying to run away from Chuck Norris.

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Why did the Princess cross the road?

Because she wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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Why did the blonde cross the road?

Forget the road, what the hell was she doing out of the bedroom!?

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