Road jokes

36 jokes about roads


What's the difference between a dead skunk on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

16     lawyer jokes

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

17     dinosaur jokes

Why did the Princess cross the road?

Because she wasn't wearing a seat belt.

26     princess jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was trying to run away from Chuck Norris.

9     chicken jokes

Why did the blonde cross the road?

Forget the road, what the hell was she doing out of the bedroom!?

33     blonde jokes

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