153 jokes about sons
Son: "
Dad whats the difference between
confident and
confidential?"
Dad: "Hmm. You are my son, Iam confident of that. Your friend Timmy is also my son, that's confidential!"
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confident jokesA
mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have
baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big
planes have baby planes?"
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the
stewardess. So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy admitted that this was the case. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Your mother can explain that to you."
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mother jokes"Daddy," a little boy asked his
father. "How much does it
cost to get
married?"
"I don't know, son. I'm still paying for it."
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marriage jokesThe
mother of a problem
child was advised by a
psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take
tranquilizers regularly".
On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?"
"Yes", the boy's mother answered.
"And how is your son now?" the psychiatrist asked.
"Who
cares?" the mother replied.
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mother jokesA
father asked his son, Little
Johnny, if he knew about the
birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears. Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong.
"Oh Pop," Johnny sobbed, "for me there was no
Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you're telling me now that grown ups don't really have
sex, I've got nothing left to believe in!"
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