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To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all!

16     Short jokes


What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

32     spitting jokes


If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

The swallow.

30     bird jokes


Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.

17     man jokes


The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?"

"I'm in love." the boy replied.

Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"

"With you!" he said.

"But Johnny," she said gently, "don't you see how silly that is? It's true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don't want a child."

"Oh, don't worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I'll use a condom!"

46     teacher jokes






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