If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death
When Bruce Banner gets mad
, he turns into the Hulk
. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
Norris doesn't check his closet
for the bogeyman
The bogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.7
Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear
but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris"