Chuck Norris jokes

40 jokes about chuck norris


If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

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Why did President Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb?

Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.

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The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris.

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Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris"

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If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.

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