Chuck Norris jokes

34 jokes about chuck norris

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force. The light side, the dark side and Chuck Norris.

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If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.

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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

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The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris.

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Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris"

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