40 jokes about chuck norris
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds
away from death
Why did President
Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb
Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.
Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear
but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris"
If at first you don't succeed
, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.