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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

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Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris"

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If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.

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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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The Titanic didn't hit an iceberg, it got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.

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