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The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris.

26     sun jokes


Why did President Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb?

Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.

24     Harry S. Truman jokes


If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

23     death jokes


If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.

12     success jokes


Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris"

12     fear jokes






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