Chuck Norris jokes

36 jokes about chuck norris


The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris.

28     sun jokes

Why did President Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb?

Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.

26     Harry S. Truman jokes

If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.

14     success jokes

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

21     death jokes

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

11     hulk jokes

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