40 jokes about chuck norris
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds
away from death
Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear
but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris was the first one to Mars
, that's why there are no signs of life
If at first you don't succeed
, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.