40 jokes about chuck norris
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds
away from death
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Why did President
Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb
Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear
but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris"
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If at first you don't succeed
, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.