Chuck Norris jokes

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris"

If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

The Titanic didn't hit an iceberg, it got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.