Chuck Norris jokes

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris"

If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force. The light side, the dark side and Chuck Norris.