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The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris.

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Why did President Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb?

Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.

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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

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Chuck Norris was the first one to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

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