Chuck Norris jokes

36 jokes about chuck norris


If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

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The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris.

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Why did President Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb?

Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.

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If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.

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God said let there be light and Chuck Norris said "Say Please".

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