Why did President Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb?26 Harry S. Truman Jokes
Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.
If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.14 Success Jokes
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.21 Death Jokes
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.11 Hulk Jokes