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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

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Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris"

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Chuck Norris was the first one to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

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If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris.

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The sun sets from fear of Chuck Norris.

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