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Why did the blonde climb over a glass wall
To see what was on the other side.
Why did the blonde cross the road
Forget the road, what the hell was she doing out of the bedroom
Why do blonde chicks
have cum in their navels?
Because blonde guys
aren't too bright either!
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender: "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"29
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says: "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2'', weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5'' pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind guy says: "Not if I'm going to explain it five times."
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade
Pull the pin and throw it back.