82 jokes about blondes
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Why did the blonde climb over a glass wall
To see what was on the other side.
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Why did the blonde cross the road
Forget the road, what the hell was she doing out of the bedroom
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What do you do if a blonde throws
Pull the pin and throw it back.
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender: "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"41 → Joke
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says: "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2'', weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5'' pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind guy says: "Not if I'm going to explain it five times."
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Why do blonde chicks
have cum in their navels
Because blonde guys
aren't too bright either!
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