82 jokes about blondes
41 stupid jokes
Why did the blonde climb over a glass wall
To see what was on the other side.
40 bedroom jokes
Why did the blonde cross the road
Forget the road, what the hell was she doing out of the bedroom
44 grenade jokes
What do you do if a blonde throws
Pull the pin and throw it back.
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender: "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"34 Short jokes
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says: "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2'', weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5'' pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind guy says: "Not if I'm going to explain it five times."
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Two blondes were in a bar
watching the television
when the news
came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said Betty.
"Bet you $10 he won't," replied Amber. Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second blonde hands the first her money.
"I can't take your money," said Betty. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."
"No, no. Take it," said Amber. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb
enough to jump again!"