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What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to put information into a computer once.

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computer

How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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mastiffs

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven?

A microwave stops when you open the door.

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girl,sexy

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.

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mop,bucket

What is the difference between God and a social worker?

God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.

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