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What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to put information into a computer once.

36    

computer

How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

20    

dog,basset

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.

22    

mop,bucket

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds.

What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?

45 minutes.

62    

businessman:2

What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?

There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.

24    

blonde:5

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