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What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to put information into a computer once.

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computer

How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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mastiffs

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.

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mop,bucket

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds.

What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?

45 minutes.

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businessman:3

What is the difference between God and a social worker?

God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.

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