Difference jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to put information into a computer once.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.

What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?

There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.

How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What is the difference between God and a social worker?

God doesn't pretend to be a social worker.