Ear Jokes
Top 100 Jokes about Ears


A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to your ears?"

He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron."

The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"

He says, "Well, geez, I had to call the doctor!"

33     Doctor Jokes

What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?

Data transfer.

16     Blonde Jokes

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in her ear.

20     Blonde Jokes

How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?

Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

9     Blonde Jokes

Mike Tyson has agreed to fight Prince Charles for his next boxing match.

It seems that no one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.

3     Mike Tyson Jokes

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