A
guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The
boss says, "What happened to your ears?"
He says, "Yesterday I was
ironing a shirt when the
phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the
iron."
The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"
He says, "Well, geez, I had to call the
doctor!"