Ear jokes

363 jokes about ears


A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to your ears?"

He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron."

The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"

He says, "Well, geez, I had to call the doctor!"

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What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?

Data transfer.

16     blonde jokes

How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?

Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

8     blonde jokes

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in her ear.

22     blonde jokes

Mike Tyson has agreed to fight Prince Charles for his next boxing match.

It seems that no one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.

3     Mike Tyson jokes

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