385 jokes about ears
A guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to your ears?"37 → Joke
He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I accidentally answered the iron."
The boss says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?"
He says, "Well, geez, I had to call the doctor!"
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?14 → Joke
How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?6 → Joke
Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
Mike Tyson has agreed to fight Prince Charles for his next boxing match.1 → Joke
It seems that no one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?20 → Joke
Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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