How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?38 Woman Jokes
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."
One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit shit. One of the boys said: "What is that?"31 Shit Jokes
"'They're smart pills," said the other boy "Eat them and they'll make you smarter."
So he ate them and said: "These taste like shit."
"See," said the other boy, "you're already getting smarter."
What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?23 Blonde Jokes
There have been sightings of UFO's.
A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank would need some security for such a loan.27 Car Jokes
The business man then handed over the keys to a Rolls Royce that was parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checked out and the loan officer accepted the car as collateral for the loan. An employee then drove the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parked it there.
Two weeks later the businessman returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest which came to $15.41.
The loan officer said, "We do appreciate your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a bit puzzled. While you were away we checked and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000?"
The business man replied: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for fifteen bucks?"
What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?15 Blonde JokesNext page JokesSmart Sayings
The light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.