Intelligence jokes

22 jokes about intelligence


What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

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How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?

Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

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Artificial Intelligence stands no chance against Natural Stupidity.

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Three men are trapped on an island. They find a genie's lamp and agree they will each get a wish.

The first man wishes he was 25% smarter, then he swims off the island.

The second man wishes he was 50% smarter, then he cut down the tree, made a boat, and rowed off the island.

The third man wished he was 100% smarter, then he walked across the bridge.

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What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

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