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Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.

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The U.S Military has stopped dropping bombs in Iraq, and started dropping Chuck Norris, because he's cheaper and he does more damage.

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Why did President Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb?

Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.

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Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.

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Proposal

The samsung galaxy note 7 is da bomb!
Literally....
Oh SHIT! It went boom in my car!!!     ~ Xboxgamer420

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