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Why is a viola
solo like a bomb?
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.
The U.S Military
has stopped dropping bombs in Iraq
, and started dropping Chuck Norris
, because he's cheaper and he does more damage
12 4 Proposal
Why did President
Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb?
Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris
Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt!6
If you do not mind me saying, said the second: "That cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
"I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my butt."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first Arab says: "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out."
He said: "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."
I said: "No shit?"