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Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.

9     viola jokes


The U.S Military has stopped dropping bombs in Iraq, and started dropping Chuck Norris, because he's cheaper and he does more damage.

16     Chuck Norris jokes


Why did President Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb?

Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.

26     Chuck Norris jokes


What is the difference between the Dresden bombing and Germany's best comedian?

Only the first one can make you smile.

9     Germany jokes


Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.

9     Chuck Norris jokes






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