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Yo momma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

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Yo momma is so dumb she threw a stone at the ground and missed.

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Yo momma is so dumb. When she got lost in a Wal-Mart she went around asking the smilie faces which way was out!

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A blonde walks into a shop and gets one of the staff to help her find a TV. She finds one and says: "Can I buy that TV please?"

Staff guy: "No I don't serve blondes!"

Blonde: "Wait here!" She runs of, dyes her hair black and comes back in and says: "Can I buy that TV please?"

Staff guy: "No I don't serve blondes!"

Now the blonde is getting confused so she goes and dyes her hair red and comes back in and says: "Can I buy that TV please?"

Staff guy: "No I don't serve blondes!"

Blonde: "Why do you keep on calling me a blonde?"

Staff guy: "Because that's not a TV that's a microwave!"

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Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said 'concentrate'.

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