Computer jokes

57 jokes about computers



What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to put information into a computer once.

34     blonde jokes

Why is a man different from a computer?

You only have to tell the computer once.

25     man jokes

Computers are like air conditioners, they stop working properly if you open Windows.

16     windows jokes

You have just received the Amish virus. Since we have no electricity or computers, you are on the honor system. Please forward this message to everyone in your address book and then delete all files on your hard drive.

Thank you.

6     virus jokes

Computer games don't affect kids. If Pacman would have affected us as children, we would now run around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetetive music.

10     Pac-Man jokes

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