Jokes Stupid / Blondes
Why did the blonde climb over a glass wall?Blonde Jokes
To see what was on the other side.
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?Blonde Jokes
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?Blonde Jokes
So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert.Blonde Jokes
The brunette says, "I brought some water so we don't get dehydrated."
The redhead says, "I brought some suntan lotion so we don't get sunburned."
Then the blonde says I brought a car door." The other girls said, "Why did you bring that?" Then the blonde says, "So I can roll down the window if it gets hot."
Jokes Stupid / Yo Momma
Yo momma is so stupid. She tried to put M&M's in alphebetical order.Yo Momma Jokes
Yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.Yo Momma Jokes
Yo momma is so stupid, she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.Yo Momma Jokes
Yo momma is so stupid, she puts lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.Yo Momma Jokes
Jokes Stupid / Computers
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then closed and went back into the house.Blonde Jokes
A little later she came out of her house again and went to the mail box. She opened and shut it again. Angrily, she went back to the house.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her: "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied: "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying: 'You've got mail!'"
If Windows 95 is the answer, how stupid must have been the question?Windows 95 Jokes
Artificial Intelligence stands no chance against Natural Stupidity.Stupidity Jokes
Short Jokes for "Stupid"
What is the smallest part of a FIAT?Car Jokes
The owners brain.
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?Blonde Jokes
How many men would it take to mop a floor?Man Jokes
No one knows. They've never done it.
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.Stupidity Jokes
"Doctor doctor; I only got sixty seconds to live ..."Doctor Jokes
"Can you wait there for a minute please!"
Long Jokes for "Stupid"
At Sydney University, there were four students taking Organic Chemistry. They did so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that each had an "A" so far for the semester. These four friends were so confident with the finals approaching that the weekend before, they decided to go down to Canberra and party with some friends there.Tire Jokes
They had a great time. However, after all the hard partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Sydney until early Monday morning - the morning of their final exam! Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor after the exam and explain to him why they missed it.
They explained that they had gone to Canberra to do some research in the ANU (Australian National University) archives for the weekend with the plan to come back in time to study, but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back, didn't have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time. As a result, they only just arrived now!
The professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up their final exam the following day. The guys were elated and relieved. They studied hard that night - all night - and went in the next day at the time the professor had told them.
He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet, (which was out of 100 points) and told them to begin. The first problem was worth five points. It was something simple about free radical formation. Cool, they all thought in their separate rooms, "this is going to be easy."
Each finished the problem and then turned the page. Question 2 (for 95 points): Which tire?
A blonde girl comes rushing home to her mum and says: "Mummy mummy! Today at school everyone could only count to 3 but I can count to 5. Look - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Does that mean I am special mummy?"Blonde Jokes
"Yes dear it does."
The next day the blonde girl comes running in again and says: "Mummy mummy! Today at school everyone could only say the alphabet from A to C but I can go until E. Look - A, B, C, D, E. Does that mean I am special mummy?"
"Yes dear it does."
The next day the blonde girl comes rushing home and says "Mummy mummy! Today at school we were getting changed for physical excercises and all the other girls had really flat chests but I had these ...!" She opens her blouse and reveals a humungous pair of DD breasts. "Is it because I am special mummy?"
"No dear it's because you are 25."
Two young blonde women were playing golf at a foggy par three, and could see the flag, but not the green. Each hit their ball anyway. When they walked to the green, they discovered one ball about three feet from the cup, while the other ball somehow had gone directly in.Blonde Jokes
The blondes tried to figure out which ball belonged to who, since they were both using Titleist number threes. Unable to decide, they returned to the clubhouse and asked the golf pro for a ruling.
After hearing their story and congratulating them both on their superb shots under such adverse conditions the pro asked, "Okay, so who was playing the yellow ball?"
A golfer called one of the caddies and asked, "I need a caddy who can count and keep the score. What's 3 and 4 and 5 come to?"Golf Jokes
"10" said the caddy.
"Great, you'll do perfectly!"
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!Dog Jokes
Now read without the word dog.
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?Man Jokes
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
More Jokes for "Stupid"
What's the Blonde's cheer?Blonde Jokes
"I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N. ... ah, oh well ... I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea ..."
Yo momma is so dumb she threw a stone at the ground and missed.Yo Momma Jokes