How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?11 Actor Jokes
1) Five. One to climb the ladder, four to say "That should be me up there!"
2) None. The stunt double does it for them.
How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?13 God Jokes
None. Amish don't believe in light bulbs. God will provide light unto the world.
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?13 Light Bulb Jokes
1) "I want a detailed memo about this issue till tomorrow's morning."
2) "You were supposed to have changed that light bulb last week!"
3) "We haven't got a policy on that".
4) "I am on my way to a very important meeting, so we'll discuss it some other time."
5) Three. Two to find out if it needs changing, and one to tell an employee to change it.
How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?4 Light Bulb Jokes
Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's finished everyone will think that his last light bulb was much better.
How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?9 Economist JokesNext page Jokes
None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.