Killing for peace is like fucking for virginity.

51     peace jokes

Father: "How did you do in your tests?"

Son: "I did what George Washington did!"

Father: "What was that?"

Son: "Went down in history!"

8     George Washington jokes

What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?

Miss her. Pity her.

24     husband jokes

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?

Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

7     carrot jokes

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze.

4     fish jokes

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