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Blondes · Grenades · Throws

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Michael Jackson · Boys

Why did Michael Jackson call "Boys to Men"?

He thought it was a delivery service.

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Sport · Scoreboard

To give you an idea of the kind of season we've had, the person who handled our side of the scoreboard was sick for three weeks and nobody noticed.

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Differences · Love

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

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Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his seat belt.

"Superman don't need no seat belt," Ali growled.

"Well, Superman," the stewardess replied, "don't need no airplane!"

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