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Yo momma is so ugly when she went into a bank they turned off the security cameras.

35     yo momma jokes


Why did the blonde cross the road?

Forget the road, what the hell was she doing out of the bedroom!?

41     blonde jokes


Why is a man different from a computer?

You only have to tell the computer once.

25     computer jokes


Teacher: "What are you going to be when you get out of school?"

Little Johnny: "An old man!"

5     Little Johnny jokes


Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car that said: "TWO PROSTITUTES - $50.00."

A policeman stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just then, another car passed with a sign saying, "JESUS SAVES."

One of the girls asked the cop, "Why don't you stop them?"

"Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."

The two ladies frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day the cop noticed the same two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. This time the sign read: "TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER - $50.00."

11     prostitute jokes




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