"Daddy," a little boy asked his father. "How much does it cost to get married?"41 Marriage Jokes
"I don't know, son. I'm still paying for it."
A man went in for a brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either the Architect's brain which would cost him $10,000 or the Politician's which was $100,000.22 Politician Jokes
"Does that mean that the politician's brain is much better than the Architect's?" exclaimed the clearly puzzled man.
"not exactly" replied the surgeon, "the politician's has never been used."
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?3 Cannibal Jokes
Because they taste funny!
Why was the leper caught speeding?19 Car Jokes
He couldn't take his foot off the accelerator.
100 people get the swine flu and everybody wants to wear a mask.5 Aids JokesAssign topics Suggest new jokeMore jokesSayings
A million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom!