An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says: "I will give you three wishes."27 → Joke
The man thinks awhile. Finally he says: "I want a beer that never is empty."
With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. The Irishman starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes.
The man says: "I want two more of these."
If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?9 → Joke
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?0 → JokeProposal
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed!
The telephone rings in the hotel lobby. The receptionist picks it.2 → Joke
Caller: "Tou ti tou roum tou."
The receptionist answers "Ta ta ta tou tou tou!" and hangs the phone.
The next day she is fired by the manager because the caller was asking her on phone to send 2 tea to room 2!