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Teacher: "In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question."

Pupil: "How long for the answers sir!"

9     pupil jokes


What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell ... she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

21     blonde jokes


What do Lady Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last greatest hit was 'The Wall'.

35     Princess Diana jokes


A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-75. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"

The driver says, "Bout what?"

27     ID jokes


George had responded to a call from his lawyer, insisting that they meet at once. He arrived at his lawyer's firm, and was ushered into his office.

"Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked.

"Well, if those are my choices, I guess I'll take the bad news first."

"Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."

"That's the bad news?" George was stunned? "If you call that bad, I can't wait to hear the terrible news."

"The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."

36     lawyer jokes




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