A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.13 8
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," He responded.
"Oh, killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, three males, two females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell?
He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money.5 2
The gang was very happy to escape. "It ain't so bad," one crook noted. "We got $25 between us."
The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers ... we had $100 when we broke in!"