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Yo momma is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

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What do you do if your best friend runs off with your husband?

Miss her. Pity her.

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"A philosopher," said the theologian, "is like a blind man in a darkened room looking for a black cat that isn't there."

"That's right," the philosopher replied, "and if he were a theologian, he'd find it."

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