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"Daddy," a little boy asked his father. "How much does it cost to get married?"

"I don't know, son. I'm still paying for it."

41     Marriage Jokes


A man went in for a brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either the Architect's brain which would cost him $10,000 or the Politician's which was $100,000.

"Does that mean that the politician's brain is much better than the Architect's?" exclaimed the clearly puzzled man.

"not exactly" replied the surgeon, "the politician's has never been used."

22     Politician Jokes


Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!

3     Cannibal Jokes


Why was the leper caught speeding?

He couldn't take his foot off the accelerator.

19     Car Jokes


100 people get the swine flu and everybody wants to wear a mask.

A million people have AIDS and no one wants to wear a condom!

5     Aids Jokes




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