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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The Dog of course ... at least he'll shut up after you let him in!

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What do you get when you have 32 Kentuckians in the same room?

A full set of teeth.

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What's the last thing to go through a bug's mind as it hits the windshield?

His ass.

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A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road and dies.

If only men would listen.

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Why are men like popcorn?

They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

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