Patty loves to drink at the local bar, but his wife disapproves of this. One night, he's at the bar and he gets extremely drunk. He tries to stand up, but immedeatly falls to the floor. He tries this a few more times, but each time he falls to the floor. People offered to help him, but he said no each time. He finally ended up dragging himself home and sneaking into bed, thinking his wife would never catch him.
The next morning, Patty's wife says, "Patty, you son of a bitch! You were at the bar last night drinking again!"
A pregnant woman's water broke and she had to go through a dark alley to get to the hospital. She was shot three times, but she was okay and two girls and a boy were born.
The bullets were never removed.
Five years later one of the girls said, "Mommy, Mommy! I was peeing and a bullet came out!"
The woman told her the story.
The same thing happened with the other girl.
The son came up and said, "Mommy, Mommy! I was masturbating and I shot the dog!"
Patty loves to drink at the local bar, but his wife disapproves of this. One night, he's at the bar and he gets extremely drunk. He tries to stand up, but immedeatly falls to the floor. He tries this a few more times, but each time he falls to the floor. People offered to help him, but he said no each time. He finally ended up dragging himself home and sneaking into bed, thinking his wife would never catch him.
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