| Popular Wives Little Johnny Cars Women Husbands Marriages Cheating Babies Men Airplanes |  A little girl goes to the barbers with her dad and stands next to the chair eating a muffin while her dad gets a haircut. The barber smiles at her and says: "Your gonna get hair on your muffin!" "I know" she says "im gonna get tits too you dirty old bastard!" 2 Comments · Single View
 Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ... So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires! So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket! This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ... But hey, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner ... 13 Comments · Single View
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