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By three measures a manager is known:
1) The thickness of the carpet in his office.
2) The area of his desk.
3) The volume of his car's engine.
Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris"
Three men are trapped on an island. They find a genie's lamp and agree they will each get a wish.
The first man wishes he was 25% smarter, then he swims off the island.
The second man wishes he was 50% smarter, then he cut down the tree, made a boat, and rowed off the island.
The third man wished he was 100% smarter, then he walked across the bridge.
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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