Have you ever noticed that it's only 'perfect
' people who are murdered or killed in horrific accidents?
"He was the perfect son" or "She was the perfect daughter."
"Such a tragic accident they were the perfect family."
"They died together, the perfect couple till the end."
Makes me glad I abuse
my kids and beat up my wife. Makes me kind of immortal
What's the difference between a violin
and a viola
1) The viola burns longer.
2) The viola holds more beer
3) You can tune the violin.