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policeman,baton
One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.

"May I speak to your parents?"
"They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"
"The police."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"
"The firemen."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."

"So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing?"

"Lookin for me."

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money
"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week."

"That's very nice, your honour," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks, myself."

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Proposal

"Mommy, Mommy! Daddy puked!"

"Shut up and get a fork, before your sister gets all the big chunks!"

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Proposal

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Heaven!

Heaven who?

Heaven you heard enough of these silly knock-knock jokes?

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