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Mother to daughter: "What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he respectable?"

"Of course he is, Mom. He's thrifty, doesn't drink or smoke, has a very nice wife and three well-behaved children."

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"Ireland’s worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery."

"Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into

the night."

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Proposal

Pupil: "I thought we got a choice for dinner but there is only sausages and fries."

Dinner Lady: "That's the choice, take it or leave it!"

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