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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up!

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What not to say to the nice policeman:

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

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Yo momma is so fat. Even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.

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