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What do Lady Diana and Pink Floyd have in common?

Their last greatest hit was 'The Wall'.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.

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How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

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A woman goes to the hospital, and her doctor gives her a sonogram.

He sees the baby and suddenly the baby says: "Are you my daddy?"

The doctor is shocked and goes to get another doctor, who looks at the sonogram.

The baby says again: "Are you my daddy?"

The doctor says: "No, I'm not your father."

They go to get the dad, the father looks at his baby boy and the baby asked: "Are you my daddy?"

And the father says: "Yes, I am!"

So, the baby pops out of the mother's womb, picks up his hand, and starts poking the father in the head while saying: "How do you like that?! How do you like that?!"

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