This sex researcher phones one of the participants in a recent survey of his to check on a discrepancy. He asks the bloke, "In response to the question on frequency of intercourse you answered 'twice weekly'. Your wife, on the other hand, answered 'several times a night'."27 Sex Jokes
"That's right," replies the bloke, "And that's how it's going to stay until our second mortgage is paid off."
Two fat blokes sitting in a pub, one say to the other, "Your round!"3 Round Jokes
The other replies, "So are you, you fat bastard!"
A bloke takes his mates back to his new flat, after a few more beers.15 Clock Jokes
One of the boys asks him: "What's the big brass gong for?"
The host says: "It's my speaking clock!"
"How does it work?"
"I will show you" and he hits it full pelt with a club hammer!
A voice from next door yells: "For fucks sake you cunt, its twenty to three in the morning!"
A bloke walks into a bar and orders 10 double whiskys and downs them in one.47 Gay Jokes
Barman: "What's up?"
Bloke: "My youngest son just told me he's gay".
Next day he goes in and orders 15 double whiskys.
Barman: "What's up now?"
Bloke: "Just found out my oldest son is gay!"
Next day he goes in and orders 20 double whiskys.
Barman: "Fuck me! Does no one in your family like pussies?"
Bloke: "Yes - my wife!"