What do hurricanes
and women have in common?
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
What is the difference between men
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
HOW TO IMPRESS
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
... with beer