Woman jokes
126 jokes about women
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."
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→ JokeWhat do hurricanes and women have in common?
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
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→ JokeWhy don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time.
They don't have time.
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→ JokeWhat is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
A battery has a positive side.
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→ JokeA woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.
Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.
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