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122 jokes about women


How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."

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How long is the average woman in labor?

Whatever she says divided by two.

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What do hurricanes and women have in common?

When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

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girl,bikini:2

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.

A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.

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