Woman jokes

126 jokes about women


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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."

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What do hurricanes and women have in common?

When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

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Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

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What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new argument.

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