Woman jokes

140 jokes about women


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What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

34     battery jokes

What do hurricanes and women have in common?

When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

49     hurricane jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."

38     man jokes

Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

38     foreplay jokes

Why shouldn't women be able to drive?

There are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!

35     bedroom jokes

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