48 jokes about bras
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E and F are the
letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for... It is about time you became informed:
A ... Almost
BoobsB ... Barely there.
C ... Can't Complain!
D ... Damn!
DD... Double damn!
E ... Enormous!
F ... Fake
54
boob jokesA recent
study found that 35% of
men have been injured while undoing a
woman's bra.
That's correct. While unfastening a woman's stabilizing devise, men have received strained tendons, scratches, and other similar injuries.
Actually, I can vouch for that. I got injured today while trying to undo a woman's bra. When I undid the woman in front of me in the checkout line, she turned and hit me with a can of peas.
11
man jokes"
Mommy, Mommy, can I wear a bra now? I'm 16 ..."
"Shut up Albert ..."
5
mommy mommy jokesWhy do
men chase
women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason
dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving.
28
woman jokesThe
Perfect Breakfast As a
Man Sees It
You’re sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of Wheaties, your
mistress is on the cover of
Playboy, and your
wife is on the back of the milk carton.
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