PMS jokes

Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.

PMS is something that makes a woman act once a month like a man acts every day.

Did you hear that Princess Diana was suffering from PMS?

Pulverized Mercedes Syndrome.

Whats the difference between a woman with PMS and a pittbull?

Lipstick!

Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?

1) MENstruation
2) MENopause
3) MENtal breakdown
4) GUYnecology
5) HIMmorrhoids
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