PMS jokes

Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.

PMS is something that makes a woman act once a month like a man acts every day.

Did you hear that Princess Diana was suffering from PMS?

Pulverized Mercedes Syndrome.

Ever notice how so many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender?

1) MENstruation
2) MENopause
3) MENtal breakdown
4) GUYnecology
5) HIMmorrhoids
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Whats the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pittbull?

Lipstick!