36 jokes about beer
How many men does it take to open a beer?27 → Joke
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Two frat boys were stranded at sea in a life boat. On the 4th day, a mermaid came up out of the water and offered them one wish to save their lives.35 → Joke
The frat boys thought about it and one shouted out,"I wish the ocean was a sea of beer." And it happened.
A litle while later the other one shouted,"Great, now we have to pee in the boat!"
What do men and beer bottles have in common?16 → Joke
They are both empty from the neck up!
What do men and beer have in common?20 → Joke
They're both empty from the neck up.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?11 → Joke
He buys two cases of beer.
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