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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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man,grass

Two frat boys were stranded at sea in a life boat. On the 4th day, a mermaid came up out of the water and offered them one wish to save their lives.

The frat boys thought about it and one shouted out,"I wish the ocean was a sea of beer." And it happened.

A litle while later the other one shouted,"Great, now we have to pee in the boat!"

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There's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar.

The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!

"Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask.

"Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I."

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How does a man show that he is planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer.

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caveman,television

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up!

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man,weed



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