Beer jokes

35 jokes about beer


How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.



How does a man show that he is planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer.



There's a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar.

The president of 'Budweiser' orders a Bud, the president of 'Miller' orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody's amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!

"Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask.

"Naah. If you guys won't drink beer, then neither will I."


What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up!


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What do men and beer have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.



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