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Yo momma is so old.
She sat behind
jesus in the third grade.
16 Yo momma is so ugly when she went into a bank they turned off the security cameras. |  |
Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number. |  |
Yo momma is so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
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