Yo momma jokes

Yo momma is so old.

She sat behind jesus in the third grade.

Yo momma is so ugly when she went into a bank they turned off the security cameras.

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Yo momma is so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

Yo momma is so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.