Yo momma jokes

Yo momma is so old.

She sat behind jesus in the third grade.

Yo momma is so ugly when she went into a bank they turned off the security cameras.

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Yo momma is so fat. If she gained another pound, she would collapse in on herself and become a black hole.

Yo momma is so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.