Yo momma jokes

Yo momma is so old.

She sat behind jesus in the third grade.

Yo momma is so ugly when she went into a bank they turned off the security cameras.

Yo momma is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Yo momma is so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt!