Jokes Yo Momma / Fat
Yo momma is so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
Fat Jokes Yo momma is so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.
Fat Jokes Yo momma is so fat, when she goes to McDonalds they ask her what she doesn't want!
Mcdonald's Jokes Yo momma is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each timezone.
Fat Jokes Yo momma is so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.
Fat Jokes Yo momma is so fat, she needs planning permission to sit down.
Fat Jokes Yo momma is so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Fat Jokes Yo momma is so fat. You have to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
Fat Jokes Yo momma is so fat. She sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Fat Jokes Yo momma is so fat, the horse on her polo shirt is real.
Horse Jokes Yo momma is so fat. She has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Fat Jokes Yo momma is so fat, she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt!
Boomerang Jokes Yo momma is so fat. She doesn't have a waistline - she has a landscape.
Fat Jokes Yo momma is so fat. Even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.
Bill Gates Jokes Yo momma is so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Fat Jokes Jokes Yo Momma / Ugly
Yo momma is so ugly, she makes blind children cry.
Ugly Jokes Yo momma is so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.
Ugly Jokes Yo momma is so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness.
Ugly Jokes Yo momma is so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.
Ugly Jokes Yo momma is so ugly when she went into a bank they turned off the security cameras.
Ugly Jokes Yo momma is so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her case.
Ugly Jokes Jokes Yo Momma / Stupid
Yo momma is so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Stupid Jokes Yo momma is so stupid. She tried to put M&M's in alphebetical order.
M&M's Jokes Yo momma is so stupid, she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Stupid Jokes Yo momma is so stupid she can't pass a blood test.
Stupid Jokes Yo momma is so stupid, she puts lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Stupid Jokes Jokes Yo Momma / Poor
Yo momma is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Poor Jokes Yo momma is so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says "DING!"
Doorbell Jokes Yo momma is so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd tree to your right."
Poor Jokes Jokes Yo Momma / Scales
Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.
Scale Jokes Yo momma is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Fat Jokes Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."
Fat Jokes Yo momma is so fat when she steps on a scale it says "Whoa, whoa, one at a time please!"
Fat Jokes Jokes Yo Momma / Dumb
Yo momma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
Car Jokes Yo momma is so dumb she threw a stone at the ground and missed.
Dumb Jokes Yo momma is so dumb. When she got lost in a Wal-Mart she went around asking the smilie faces which way was out!
Walmart Jokes Yo momma is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Dumb Jokes Short Jokes for "Yo Momma"
Yo momma is so fat, she could sell shade.
Fat Jokes Yo momma is so fat, she has her own area code.
Fat Jokes Yo momma is so greasy, Texaco buys Oil from her!
Greasy Jokes Yo momma is so bald, you can see whats on her mind.
Bald Jokes Yo momma is so fat, she uses a mattress as a tampon.
Fat Jokes Yo momma is so fat she had her ears pierced by harpoon.
Fat Jokes Yo momma is so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Old Jokes Yo momma is so fat. She puts on lipstick with a paint roller.
Lipstick Jokes Yo momma is so old.
She sat behind jesus in the third grade.
Jesus Jokes Yo momma's glasses are so thick, she can see into the future.
Glass Jokes Yo momma is so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookiee.
Hairy Jokes Long Jokes for "Yo Momma"
Yo momma is so ugly when she was born, her mother said: "What a treasure!" and her father said: "Yea lets go bury it!"
Ugly Jokes Yo momma is so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
God Jokes Yo momma is so fat. She stopped putting on Malcolm X t-shirts, because helicopters kept trying to land on her.
Fat Jokes Yo momma is so fat. If she gained another pound, she would collapse in on herself and become a black hole.
Fat Jokes Yo momma is so ugly that when you bring her to the doctors they say: "The vets office is over there!"
Doctor Jokes Yo momma is so fat when she was lying on the beach Green Peace tried to push her back in the water.
Fat Jokes Yo momma is so fat, when she jumped in the ocean the Whales started singing "We are family ..."
Whale Jokes Yo momma is so dirty, that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Dirty Jokes Yo momma is so old, when God said "Let there be light!" she flipped the switch.
Old Jokes Yo momma is so fat, when she plays football she plays offense and defense.
Fat Jokes Yo momma is so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Old Jokes Yo momma has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail!
Tooth Jokes Yo momma is so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
Car Jokes Yo momma is so dark, that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Dark Jokes Yo momma is so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.
Age Jokes More Jokes for "Yo Momma"
Yo momma is so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Fat Jokes Yo momma is so ugly, on halloween, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone!
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