What's the difference between a viola and a coffin
The coffin has the dead
person on the inside.
Why is a viola solo like a bomb
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.
What's the difference between a viola and an onion?
No one cries
when you cut
up a viola.
What is the range of a Viola?
As far as you can kick
Why is playing the viola like peeing
in your pants
They both give you a nice warm feeling
without making any sound.