14 jokes about violas
What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?17 → Joke
The coffin has the dead person on the inside.
Why is a viola solo like a bomb?7 → Joke
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.
What's the difference between a viola and an onion?1 → Joke
No one cries when you cut up a viola.
Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants?8 → Joke
They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound.
What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?5 → Joke
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.