Viola jokes
14 jokes about violas
What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?
The coffin has the dead person on the inside.
The coffin has the dead person on the inside.
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→ JokeWhy is a viola solo like a bomb?
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.
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→ JokeWhat's the difference between a viola and an onion?
No one cries when you cut up a viola.
No one cries when you cut up a viola.
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→ JokeWhy is playing the viola like peeing in your pants?
They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound.
They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound.
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→ JokeWhat do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
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