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What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

The coffin has the dead person on the inside.

18     coffin jokes


Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants?

They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound.

16     peeing jokes


Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.

9     bomb jokes


What's the difference between a viola and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a viola.

1     onion jokes


Why is a viola solo like premature ejaculation?

Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.

16     ejaculation jokes






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