Viola jokes
14 jokes about violas
What's the difference between a viola and a
coffin
?
The coffin has the
dead
person on the inside.
18
coffin jokes
Why is playing the viola like
peeing
in your
pants
?
They both give you a nice
warm
feeling
without making any
sound
.
16
peeing jokes
Why is a viola solo like a
bomb
?
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.
9
bomb jokes
Why is a viola solo like premature
ejaculation
?
Because even when you know it's coming, there's nothing you can do about it.
16
ejaculation jokes
What's the difference between a viola and an
onion
?
No one
cries
when you
cut
up a viola.
1
onion jokes
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