Viola jokes

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

The coffin has the dead person on the inside.

Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants?

They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound.

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.

What's the difference between a viola and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a viola.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

1) The viola burns longer.
2) The viola holds more beer.
3) You can tune the violin.