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12 jokes about violas


What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

The coffin has the dead person on the inside.

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Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it.

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What's the difference between a viola and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up a viola.

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What is the range of a Viola?

As far as you can kick it.

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Why is playing the viola like peeing in your pants?

They both give you a nice warm feeling without making any sound.

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