47 jokes about police
A lady calls the police to report her
husband is
missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 feet 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him.
The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 feet 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face."
The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"
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→ JokeOne day, the
phone rang, and a little boy answered.
"May I speak to your
parents?"
"They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"
"The police."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."
"Oh. Is anybody else there?"
"The
firemen."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."
"So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing?"
"Lookin for me."
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→ JokeA police
recruit was asked during the
exam, "What would you do if you had to
arrest your own
mother?"
He said, "Call for backup."
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→ Joke12
→ JokePolice Quote: "The
handcuffs are
tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them a while."
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