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Policeman jokes

14 jokes about policemen


What not to say to the nice policeman:

Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!

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What not to say to the nice policeman:

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector was unplugged.

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What not to say to the nice policeman:

I pay your salary!

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What not to say to the nice policeman:

Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job!

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What not to say to the nice policeman:

Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

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