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What not to say to the nice policeman:

Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!

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What not to say to the nice policeman:

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector was unplugged.

2     → Joke


What not to say to the nice policeman:

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

23     → Joke


What not to say to the nice policeman:

I pay your salary!

7     → Joke


What not to say to the nice policeman:

Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job!

9     → Joke


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