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Teacher: "In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question."

Pupil: "How long for the answers sir!"

12     exam jokes


Father: "How are your grades, son?"

Son: "Under water, Dad."

Father: "Under water? What do you mean?"

Son: "They're below C level."

6     grade jokes


"It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?"

"Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

8     excuse jokes


Teacher: "Can anyone tell me what sort of animal a slug is?"

Pupil: "It's a snail with a housing problem!"

10     slugs jokes


Teacher: "Where is the English Channel?"

Pupil: "I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up!"

3     english channel jokes






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