Pupil Jokes
Top 20 Jokes about Pupils



Contents

Jokes Pupils / Teachers
Jokes Pupils / Schools
Jokes Pupils / Geography
Short Jokes about Pupils
Long Jokes about Pupils
More Jokes about Pupils

 Jokes




Jokes Pupils / Teachers



Pupil: "I don't think I deserved the 0 % you gave me for that test."

Teacher: "Neither do I but its the lowest I could give!"

Grade Jokes    


Teacher: "Can anyone tell me what sort of animal a slug is?"

Pupil: "It's a snail with a housing problem!"

Slugs Jokes    


Teacher: "Why were you late?"

Pupil: "Sorry, I overslept."

Techer: "You mean you need to sleep at home too!"

Sleeping Jokes    


"Why does your geography exam have a big zero over it."

"It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead!"

Exam Jokes    


Teacher: "What is a comet?"

Pupil: "A star with a tail!"

Teacher: "Can you name one?"

Pupil: "Lassie!"

Comets Jokes    


Teacher: "Why are you the only one in class today?"

Pupil: "Because I missed school dinner yesterday!"

School Dinners Jokes    


  Teacher Jokes  




Jokes Pupils / Schools



"It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?"

"Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

Excuse Jokes    


Teacher: "In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question."

Pupil: "How long for the answers sir!"

Exam Jokes    


Teacher: "The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it?"

Pupil: "My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks!"

Politics Jokes    


Teacher: "Who succeeded the first President of the USA?"

Pupil: "The second one!"

President Jokes    


Mother: "Let me see your report son."

Son: "Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's been helping me!"

Report Jokes    


Teacher: "Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour?"

Pupil: "Because it can't sit down!"

Statue Of Liberty Jokes    


  School Jokes  




Jokes Pupils / Geography



Teacher: "Where is the English Channel?"

Pupil: "I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up!"

English Channel Jokes    


Teacher: "What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?"

Pupil: "Dead? I didn't even know it was sick!"

Dead Sea Jokes    


Teacher: "What are the Great Plains?"

Pupil: "747, Concorde and F-16!"

Great Plains Jokes    


  Geography Jokes  




Short Jokes about Pupils



Teacher: "Who designed Noah's ark?"

Pupil: "An ark-itect!"

Noah's Ark Jokes    


Teacher: "When do astronauts eat?"

Pupil: "At launch time!"

Astronaut Jokes    


Teacher: "You missed school yesterday didn't you?"

Pupil: "Not very much!"

Missing Jokes    


Teacher: "How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?"

Pupil: "I get up early!"

Mistake Jokes    


Teacher: "I wished you would pay a little attention!"

Pupil: "I'm paying as little as I can!"

Teacher Jokes    


Dinner lady: "Eat up your greens, they are good for your skin."

Pupil: "But I don't want green skin!"

Greens Jokes    


  Short jokes  




Long Jokes about Pupils



Pupil (on phone): "My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today."

School Secretary: "Who is this?"

Pupil: "This is my father speaking!"

School Jokes    


Dinner lady: "It's very rude to reach over the table for cakes, haven't you got a tongue in your head?"

Pupil: "Yes, but my arms are longer!"

Tongue Jokes    


Pupil: "My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were."

Mother: "Well next time remember where you put things!"

Rocky Mountains Jokes    


Teacher: "What do we call the outer part of a tree?"

Pupil: "Don't know Miss!"

Teacher: "Bark, silly, bark!"

Pupil: "Woof, woof!"

Bark Jokes    


Teacher: "What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?"

Pupil: "You can't keep a good man down!"

Jonah Jokes    


Teacher: "Do you want to borrow a pocket calculator?"

Pupil: "No thanks I know how many pockets I have!"

Pocket Calculators Jokes    


  Long jokes  




More Jokes about Pupils



Father: "How are your grades, son?"

Son: "Under water, Dad."

Father: "Under water? What do you mean?"

Son: "They're below C level."

Grade Jokes    


Father: "You've got 4 D's and a C on your report."

Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject!"

Report Jokes    


 






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