Kentucky jokes

What's the best thing to ever come out of Kentucky?

I-75.

Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Kentucky State Lottery?

The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.

A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-75. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"

The driver says, "Bout what?"

What do you get when you have 32 Kentuckians in the same room?

A full set of teeth.

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"

"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"

"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"