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What not to say to the nice policeman:

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

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policeman,dog

What not to say to the nice policeman:

I pay your salary!

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What not to say to the nice policeman:

Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's?

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policeman,dog

What not to say to the nice policeman:

Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!

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policeman,donut
What not to say to the nice policeman:

Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

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