32 jokes about guns
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How many guns do the US
need to combat an enemy
Two: one to shoot
and one to sell him to shoot back.
23 → Joke
What not to say to the nice policeman
Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum
33 → Joke
They've got a new birth control pill for men
now. I think that's fair. It makes a lot more sense to take the bullets
out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest.
40 → Joke
An old Italian Mafia
Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take mya 45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me. But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch
You lisina to me, some day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple od bambino, some day you goina come hom and maybe finda you wife in be with another man. Whata you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, "TIMES
18 → Joke
walks into a burger
joint, orders a burger, pulls out a gun shoots the waiter
The waiter looks up and says what the hell is wrong with you.
And the panda says: "I read that pandas eat shoots and leaves."
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