52 jokes about tits
A
farmer says to his wife: "If you had bigger tit’s, I’d get rid of the cow!"
Wife replies: "If you had a bigger
cock, I’d get rid of the tractor driver!"
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cock jokesA
couple were in their bedroom and the
girl says to her boyfriend, "I wish I had bigger tits".
The boyfriend says "Well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months".
"How will that help to make my tits bigger?" asks the girlfriend.
"Well it worked for your
ass" says the boyfriend.
38
ass jokesA husband pinches his
wifes arse and says: "Do you know if you firm this up you could get rid of your girdle?"
The wife annoyed, decided to bite her tongue and say nothing.
Later that night in bed, the husband squeezed her tits and said: "Do you know, if you firmed these up you could get rid of your bra?"
Absolutely fuming, the wife reached over and grabbed his dick and said: "Well do you know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the milk man and your fucking brother?"
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sex jokesA small boy was lost at a large shopping
mall. He approached a uniformed
policeman and said, "I've lost my
grandpa"
The
cop asked, "What's he like?"
The little boy replied, "Jack Daniels and women with big tits."
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Jack Daniel's jokesA
man approached a very beautiful
woman in the large
supermarket and said, "I've lost my
wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
The woman looked puzzled. "Why do you want to talk to me?" she asked.
"Because every time I talk to a woman with beautiful tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere"
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