A Chinese man rings his boss and says: Me sick I cann`t come to work.29 Chinese Jokes
The Boss says: "when I am sick, I fuck my wife ... try that?"
Two hours later the Chinese man rings back and says: "Me better now you got a nice house!"
Chinese: "Me not come to work, me sick."55 Sex Jokes
Boss: "When I'm sick I have sex with my wife, try it."
Later chinese called back: "It worked. Me better. You got nice house!"
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, "Have you been fooling around with the waitress?!"15 Waitress Jokes
"Oh no, sir, I sure haven't," replied the bartender.
The boss replied, "Good, then you fire her!"
One day a secretary is leaving on her lunch break, and she notices her boss standing in front of a shredder with a clueless look on his face. The secretary walks up to him and asks if he needs help.16 Shredder Jokes
"Yes!" he says looking and sounding relieved, "This is very important."
Glad to help, she turns the shredder on and inserts the paper. Then her boss says: "Thanks, I only need one copy."
Boss: "Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of downsizing. Knock! Knock!"10 Job Jokes
Employee: "Who's there?"
Boss: "Not you anymore!"