25 jokes about bosses
31 Chinese jokes
man rings his boss and says: Me sick I cann`t come to work.
The Boss says: "when I am sick, I fuck my wife ... try that?"
Two hours later the Chinese man rings back and says: "Me better now you got a nice house!"
Chinese73 sex jokes
: "Me not come to work, me sick."
Boss: "When I'm sick I have sex
with my wife
, try it."
Later chinese called back: "It worked. Me better. You got nice house!"
15 waitress jokes
The boss at the pub
went up to the bartender
and asked, "Have you been fooling around with the waitress
"Oh no, sir, I sure haven't," replied the bartender.
The boss replied, "Good, then you fire
26 brick jokes
A bunch of guy's were working on a 50 story construction
site, a guy working at the top accidently knocked a brick
off the 50th story. When looking down he saw that his boss was in line for the brick to land on his noggin and briskly yelled, "Falling Brick". The boss looked up after hearing the yell and moved to one side as the brick crashed to the ground.
The boss looked up at the worker and yelled, "A $100 bonus
for you lady."
Another guy working a floor below had observed what went down with the brick and decided he'd have a go for a $100 bonus, the problem was he was a bit of a stutterer, as he kicked the brick off the side of the building he looked down and yelled with a loud voice, fffffffffffffffff "FUCK HE'S DEAD"
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Boss: "Experts say humor
on the job
relieves tension in this time of downsizing. Knock! Knock!"Employee
: "Who's there?"
Boss: "Not you anymore!"