25 jokes about blood
Two vampires walked into a bar and called for the bartender.24 → Joke
"I'll have a glass of blood," said one.
"I'll have a glass of plasma," said the other.
"Okay," replied the bartender, "That'll be one blood and one blood lite."
What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?24 → Joke
A vampire only sucks blood at night.
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.45 → Joke
Man: "What are you doing here today?"
Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it."
Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25."
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways.
Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center.
Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?"
Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."
A friend and her husband were participating in a blood drive, and as part of the prescreening process, an elderly volunteer was asking some questions.6 → Joke
"Have you ever paid for sex?" the woman asked my friend's husband sweetly.
Glancing wearily over at his wife who was trying to calm a new baby and tend to several other children milling around her, "Oh yes", he sighed, "Every time."
Chuck Norris does not take showers, he just takes bloodbaths.7 → Joke
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