9 jokes about brunettes
If you drop a
blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde has to ask
directions on the way down.
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blonde, a brunette, and a
redhead are stranded on a desert island. They find a
genie's lamp and agree they'll each get one
wish.
The brunette and the redhead both wish they were at
home.
The blonde then says, "Gee, I'm kinda lonely ... I wish my
friends were here ..."
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blonde, a
redhead, and a brunette went into a farm to steal
chickens. The
police were nearby and they heard them and came in. The girls quickly jumped into three potato sacks so they wouldn't be seen.
One
policeman kicked the sack with the redhead, and she said "meow" pretending to be a cat.
He kicked the second one with the brunette, and she said "ruff", pretending to be a dog.
When he kicked the third sack with the blonde, she said "
potatoes".
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blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work for a construction crew. One day, they were on their
lunch break, sitting on a beam thirty stories high. They all note that they've had the same lunch for as long as they were on the job. They agreed if they opened their lunchboxes and found the same lunch, they would all hurl themselves off the beam.
The next day, the police are investigating the scene where the three
women fell. When the police asked the
husbands of the women, the brunette and the redhead's husbands both said, "If I had known, I would have given her something different." However, the blonde's husband said, "Don't look at me, she packs her own lunch."
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