The school phoned me today and said: "Your son has been telling lies!"3 Proposal
I said: "Well tell him he's bloody good. I ain't got any kids!"
"It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?"2
"Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
comes home from his first day at school. Mother
asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
Son: "Dad, will you do my math for me tonight?"1 Proposal
Dad: "No, son, it wouldn't be right."
Son: "Well, you could try."
Little Johnny: "I got 100 in school today."0
Mother: "Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?"
Little Johnny: "Two things - I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History."
Mother: "Well, at least you can add!"