After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conference and announced that they had a very successful conference and had agreed on about 60% of what they discussed.32 Pope Jokes
When asked what they discussed, Clinton replied: "The Ten Commandments."
An official Gallup survey polled over 1000 women with the question: Would you sleep with Bill Clinton?30 Woman Jokes
1% said, "No"
2% said, "Yes"
97% said, "Never Again"
Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone?6 Saxophone Jokes
He was too busy playing the harmonica.
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker.21 God Jokes
The supreme deity turned to Al and asked: "Tell what is important about yourself." Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth's ecological system was most important. God looked to Al and said, "I like the way you think, come and sit at my left hand."
God then asked Bill Clinton what he revered most. Bill Clinton responded that he felt people and their personal choices were most important. God responded, "I like the way you think, come and sit at my right hand."
God then turned to Bill Gates, who was staring at him indignantly. God asked "What is your problem Bill Gates?" Bill Gates responded "I think you are sitting in my chair!"
What's Bill Clinton's idea of safe sex?52 Sex JokesNext page Jokes
When Hillary is out of town.