Lawyer jokes

65 jokes about lawyers

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetary.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start! (Unless you are an environmentalist; then you would consider this indiscriminate dumping of hazardous waste.)

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4 out of 5 doctors say that if they were stranded on a deserted island with no lawyers, they wouldn't need any aspirin.

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What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

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