Lawyer jokes

67 jokes about lawyers


How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

24     tree jokes

Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetary.

27     cemetery jokes

What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

15     joke jokes

Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."

Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"

Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left."

31     judge jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.

24     gigolo jokes

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