Lawyer jokes

67 jokes about lawyers


How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

23     tree jokes

Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetary.

30     cemetery jokes

Lawyer: "Judge, I wish to appeal my client's case on the basis of newly discovered evidence."

Judge: "And what is the nature of the new evidence?"

Lawyer: "Judge, I discovered that my client still has $500 left."

36     judge jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.

28     manure jokes

What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

28     sand jokes

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