How do you get a lawyer out of a tree
Cut the rope.
Where can you find a good lawyer?
In the cemetary
What do you call 5000 dead
lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
A good start! (Unless you are an environmentalist
; then you would consider this indiscriminate dumping of hazardous waste.)
4 out of 5 doctors
say that if they were stranded on a deserted island with no lawyers, they wouldn't need any aspirin
What do you have when a lawyer is buried
up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.