German jokes

7 jokes about germans


What's cannibalism?

Men eating pork.

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A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?

The German. He was out practicing marching.

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What's the difference between Lady Diana and the East Germans?

The East Germans survived the wall.

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How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They are efficient and don't have humor.

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In Heaven:

The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.

In Hell:

The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.

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