German Jokes
Top Jokes about Germans


What's cannibalism?

Men eating pork.

7     Cannibalism Jokes

A house, inhabited by a Greek on ground level, an Italian on first floor and a German on second, got on fire. Who survived?

The German. He was out practicing marching.

26     Fire Jokes

What's the difference between Lady Diana and the East Germans?

The East Germans survived the wall.

15     Princess Diana Jokes

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They are efficient and don't have humor.

0     Light Bulb Jokes

In Heaven:

The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.

In Hell:

The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.

20     Heaven Jokes

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