Elephant jokes

4 jokes about elephants

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that thing?

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

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Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out burning ducks.

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The elephant asked the camel: "Why do you have your breasts on your back?"

The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face."

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