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What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that thing?

53     penis jokes


Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out burning ducks.

22     duck jokes


What games do elephants play with ants?

Squash!

1     ant jokes


The elephant asked the camel: "Why do you have your breasts on your back?"

The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face."

33     dick jokes


What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

5     kangaroo jokes






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