Elephant jokes

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe through that thing?

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out burning ducks.

What games do elephants play with ants?

Squash!

The elephant asked the camel: "Why do you have your breasts on your back?"

The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face."

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!