14 jokes about meals
7 → Joke
Why don't men eat
There *IS* no "between" meals.
12 → Joke
What does a man
consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of beer
4 → Joke
A Baptist missionary
in Africa was just walking when he heard the ominous padding of a lion
"Oh Lord," prayed the missionary, "Grant in thy goodness that the lion walking behind me is a good Christian lion."
In the silence that followed, the missionary heard the lion praying
too: "Oh Lord," he prayed, "I thank thee for the meal which I am about to enjoy."
39 → Joke
Nina and Rosie were always trying to get the other's goat and today they were meeting for lunch
Nina noticed that Rosie was walking stiffly and asked what the problem was.
Rosie replied, "Oh nothing. It's just that my husband
is so big I just can't take it."
Nina replied, "I know, I know."
42 → Joke
"Honey," said this husband
to his wife
, "I invited a friend
home for supper
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool
's thinking about getting married
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